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Another Stupid Isekai
by MasterHexer
This is an Isekai styled story, written from the point of view of the protagonist.Discover the secret of the new, unknown world with Peter, as he sets his first steps in an empty, ruined city. Meet new people from all around the globe. Fight, laugh, and cry.
Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?
by Mizako
Horrible Accident? CheckOtherworldly Soul Yeeting? CheckTaking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? CheckUnable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double CheckIn the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so.But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, st…
Love So Sweet
by zetsubouaichan
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …
Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?
by eprins
After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…
Paraíso de monstruos
by Nuclear Warhead Cooked in Wine
Lin Huang era un chico de 15 años de edad de la Tierra, pero su destino cambió hasta vivir su vida en un mundo lleno de monstruos. Con su hermana menor bajo su cuidado, y con solo 91 días para vivir, la suerte no estaba para nada de su lado... Eso hasta que mató a un vampiro malicioso por accidente. Con un giro en su historia, su vida cambió completamente. Mientras luchaba para hacer su camino en ese mundo, y con la ayuda de su tropa hecha de monstruos, el chico colocó su atención en una ambició…
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
by Black No. 2
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy.The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch!In the depths of shadow and the dark tide.Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World.The World began to buzz with activity!A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner."I like to develop!""Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and …
My Players Are So Fierce
by Handsome dog Frank
"Give me a bunch of adorable players, and I can easily overturn a parallel world!" - so said Reveno·Murphy·Le SenbulaPs:The titles owned by the honorable Murphy include but are not limited to counterfeit vampire, celebrated NPC role-play artist, multi-talented Dog Planner, the only savior of Transylvania, benefactor of the old continent, defender of the new continent, brave and loyal earl, irredeemable big-sister fanatic, spotless saint of the Blood race, Alpha of the Night's Guard, and so on (h…
System Cheat: Why Are My Skills So Stupid… Yet So OP?!
by LazyDiablo
The boy born with cursed eyes, said to be the traitor of all races.Discriminated against all his life will he fight back, or be consumed by hatred? Or will he learn to rise above it?In the world of magic... the Order of Arcane, filled with seven top races, all united by one thing: hating the color of his eyes and a certain name.This kid shall pay for a crime he never committed, etched with seven mythical curses by who? Who knows.How to release them? Solve the seven Akashi riddles.Will he win? Or…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
So You're Such A Doctor Song
by Leaf Snow
Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas.Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying.A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love.In pu…
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
My Boss Is So Arrogant
by AnonnaRahman13
"Marry me!!"Rose stared at the person who was sitting infront of her crossing his long legs.She gripped the fabrics of her dress.Her nails were digging into her soft flesh but she was not concerned about it at all.If she was some other girl,no wonder she would be very happy and consider herself lucky but she very well knew the person infront of her was not less than a devil."What if I don't agree?Will you kill me?" Rose said coldly staring directly at his charming grey eyes without any fear in h…
Your Not So Ordinary Villain
by bluerabyss
A millennium had passed, and everything had lost its meaning in his eyes. Many heroes emerged from generation to generation, but he stood the test of time. That was his life, waiting for someone to come along and defeat him, but no one did. Nobody dared. Nobody tried. How can he allow this to happen? With the aid of his magic, he rose from his throne and set out into another world in search of excitement and, perhaps, a worthwhile adventure.What would happen if this last boss decided to venture …
A Vow So Beautiful
by valeriex
"Prisana, it's not too late to stop now before we do something we both regret.""Break me," she whispered into his lips. "You're the kind of despicable man I'm looking for that can ruin me for good.""That I can do."———————VOLUME 1 - AVSB COMPLETESummary: Vows are supposed to be promises of undying love. But they were broken even before the bride—Prisana could make it to the altar. Fate brought her to Dane. A mysterious man turned CEO.They were never supposed to meet. When they share a night of pa…
This Journey to the West is so terrifying
by Wan Chuan Mountain Man
Lin Fang traveled through "Journey to the West," bearing the "Journey to the West" text, always thinking that by using his foreknowledge, he would definitely be able to live a prosperous life. However, he suddenly discovered something off about this "Journey to the West"—cannibalistic immortals, deceitful Buddha. Shocked, he turned his head to look at the "Journey to the West" under the dim light. There, the book was flipping its pages under the glow of the lamp, and every page shockingly displa…
A love so unexpected
by MScPhysics
“ I do ”. Leo said as he looked at Luke. Luke smiled. “ I announce you both as husbands. You may kiss ”. Leo felt his breath hitch. Luke smiled moving forward. Leo closed his eyes and felt Luke’s lips on his forehead. A smile made its way to his lips. Luke pulled away and smiled turning to the front. Leo did the same. He glanced at Luke with a sparkle in his eyes. He couldn’t help but think maybe……… just maybe Luke isn’t as much of a jerk as he thinks of him. Luke smiled pulling Leo closer. Leo …
Transmigration: The Stupid Canon Fodder Falls for the Villain Duke
by Ivy_Trivett
excerpt:"Congratulations, Host! You have entered the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla!"The voice chirped again. "Your mission? Survive, thrive, and maybe… make your cold, brooding husband fall in love with you!"Ivy Everhart blinked. A fat, chibi bird was floating in front of her, bouncing with excitement. Just moments ago, raiders had attacked her bookstore and—oh yeah—shot her."Excuse me, what?" Ivy asked flatly.The system continued, ignoring her confusion. "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart…
So, You Are A Protagonist
by Fallen_Void
What do you think would happen when someone from cultivation world extracts memories of a transmigrator, especially when the transmigrator has read countless amount of cultivation novels, containing near endless stream of information about the path of Dao and the ways of cultivation.And what happens, when that extractor is not the hero...But the villainous young master?The story follows Zheng Xie, who did exactly that....[Chapter Length: 2,500~3,500][Chapter Frequency: 1 chapter every Sunday, We…
Revenge by The Stupid Man to The Emperor [BL]
by AoiShana8
[Hello everyone, I will be on HIATUS. Please don't buy the privilege until I'm back.]“No! I don’t want to die and give you my money!”“I will die with you so you don’t have to worry!”At the last moment of his life, the stingy and stupid Shao Chen still considered his money and felt relieved after knowing that other people won’t use his money. His soul flew away with peace but….‘Hm? I’m still alive?!’---He was transmigrated into a pretty man’s body name Yao Yusheng. Without knowing why, his new fa…